Today, someone posted as their Facebook status “RIP Grandma.” I don’t really know this person very well, but I posted a sympathetic “Sorry for your loss” as a comment. They replied with “F*** off, who are you?” 23 people have “liked” the response so far. FML

Posted September 20, 2010 on FML

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Today, I listened to my voice mail messages for the first time in months. One was from my Grandma that must have been meant for Gramps. I think I know now why my mother has so many siblings. FML

Posted September 28, 2009 on FML

Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on facebook. But, the worse part is he then texted me saying "This is my reply". FML

Posted September 28, 2009 on FML

Today, I took my black cat to the vet. The girl at the counter looked into the carrier and wondered aloud if there was anything in it. I replied that there was, but she was hard to see because she's black. She asked me what breed she is and I said I didn't know, to which she replied, "I'll just put 'ninja' under breed." I've never been more thrilled to have a cat. MLIA

Posted September 28, 2009 on MLIA