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Today, I remembered I pretended to be Thomas the Train Engine when I was 3 years-old. I'd go for long periods of time not peeing and refusing to eat because, "Trains can't go to the bathroom." and "Trains don't eat food." MLIA
September 5, 2010, 3:50 pm GMT
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