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Today, after watching 3 hours of FRED videos on youtube, i then decided to read a book. Halfway through, i realized that i started to say the words in my head in a chipmunk voice....I would be amused if not for the fact that i can't stop. MLIA
September 5, 2010, 3:03 pm GMT
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