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Today in class we got on the subject of Tiger Woods and how stupid he is. I sit right behind the class nerd whose voice I have never heard until today. He mumbles quietly to himself "Eighteen holes wasn't enough for him." I was the only one who heard. I bet this kid could be quite popular if he just spoke. MLIA.
September 5, 2010, 2:38 pm GMT
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