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Today, when i was at my job as a lifeguard a little boy and his friend were jumping into the pool when one of them started crying. I went over to make sure he was alright, expecting him to tell me what he hurt all that came out of his mouth was "I couldn't jump like spider-man!" I'm so glad I'm now aware of the issues our future generation will have. MLIA.
July 30, 2010, 2:00 am GMT
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