Viewing Story: #63849
Today, it was bright outside, so when I got out of my car, I sneezed. I scared a raven who had been eating a piece of bread on the ground and I felt bad. He looked annoyed, so I apologized. He then went back to eating his bread. I felt better. MLIA
July 29, 2010, 11:47 pm GMT
Similar Stories
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and proceeded to talk about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
