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Today, I was walking my four year-old cousin home from nursery and because it was a particularly hot day, I bought her a double scoop ice cream. After 2 minutes more walking, what was left of the top scoop fell from the rest of the ice cream. In an amazing feat of agility, she somehow swung round on one foot, caught the fallen scoop and placed it back on her frozen dairy treat. A I looked at her in awe, she said quietly to herself "Wa-ha, ninja". New favourite person? Oh yes. MLIA
July 29, 2010, 10:52 pm GMT
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