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Today, I went to meet some Americans, and I (being British) was quite excited. About ten minutes into the conversation I realized that the Americans went to a boarding school where they study Latin and Greek, whereas my school is built next to McDonalds. I spent the rest of the day slightly confused about my place in the world. MLIA
July 29, 2010, 10:24 pm GMT
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