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Today, my friend and I got together at his house. I started to wear a ninja mask and he wore an eyepatch since we are on different sides of the Ninja vs Pirates war. He called ninjas "people who go around in their pajamas stabbing people with darts", while I pointed out that pirates would have trouble with even walking around because of the eyepatches and peg legs. As he left the room, he claimed that to a true pirate, depth perception had no meaning. He walked into the door.MLIA
July 29, 2010, 10:28 pm GMT
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