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Today, one of my friends said to me if you say "Gullible" really slow, it sounds like ice cream. I said "Ice Cream" really slow and then I said, "Wow! It does!" He responded with, "No, you're supposed to say gullible slowly." And I reply with, "I did." He's still confused. MLIA.


September 28, 2009, 8:05 am GMT



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