(319): 4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's college to take her out on a romantic evening. However, her friends decided to capture her and take her hostage. I had to play dodgeball against 17 girls to set her free. Needless to say, I think im going to go visit her more often. MLIA
(401): We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
(559): We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.