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Today, one of my friends said to me if you say "Gullible" really slow, it sounds like ice cream. I said "Ice Cream" really slow and then I said, "Wow! It does!" He responded with, "No, you're supposed to say gullible slowly." And I reply with, "I did." He's still confused. MLIA.
Yesterday my friends gave me a life sized cutout of Ron Weasley. Today my dad has been moving it around the house, making Ron do "real things". He has just moved him to be staring out the window...right at our neighbors porch where they are eating dinner. My dad is cool. MLIA
The other day, I was at a Trivia Night with my mom and her associates. One of the questions read "Besides seamstresses, what profession made the most money between the years of 1800-1850?" I said prostitutes. My mother gave me a rude look and told me that it wasn't polite to say stuff like that in front of her very prominent associates. Guess what the answer was? MLIA.
