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Today, my fifteen-year-old sister left a sign on my closet door reading "NOTICE: ENTRANCE TO NARNIA CLOSED DUE TO CONSTRUCTION. PLEASE USE ALTERNATE WAYS OF ENTERING. HAVE A NICE DAY." and then had an arrow pointing to my bed, where she had left a brand new jar of play-dough with a sign on it that said "DUE TO THE INCONVENIENCE, WE WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH A GIFT TO COMPENSATE." Thank you God for giving me a brilliant little sister. I owe you one. OurLivesAreAverage
January 27, 2012, 7:43 pm GMT
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