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Today I saw this post: "Today I read a story that said: "Today, I realized that even though I'm in high school I still have to sing the alphabet to figure out which letters go after each other. MLIA." I'm glad I'm not the only person that does this. MLIA" My dad does that, too. He's 46. HLIA
January 27, 2012, 7:33 pm GMT
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