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I begged my mom for dinosaur pajama pants for Christmas. She couldn't find any, so she decided to make some. When she went to pay for the dinosaur print fabric at the store, the lady smiled and asked, "Is this for a little boy?" My mom chuckled and said, "No, a teenage girl, actually. The lady looked startled, frowned, and said, "oh." The adults in this culture clearly don't understand that dinosaurs are awesome enough to be for anybody. MLIA.


January 27, 2012, 6:50 pm GMT



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