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Today, while driving my mom to work, I saw two kids walking down the street. never thinking people actually do this, I was surprised to see one of them in a banana costume, and the other in a taco suit. If that wasn't good enough, they were headed to, you guessed it, walmart. day=made. MLIA.
January 27, 2012, 5:21 pm GMT
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