Today (Or... a few months ago) I was watching Jimmy Neutron on Netflix with my friends. We were watching the episode where Jimmy makes the robot salesman so that he can sell more chocolate than Cindy and Libby. At the end to save the day, Jimmy gives these book candies to the robot to make it malfunction. In the middle of all of the different quotes from different books he says, "You're a sorcerer, Harry!" We started flipping out. OLAA
Today, was my first day as a bouncer. I was a bit late and didn't meet all the staff. Later that night, some fairly drunk guy was trying to force his way in, I told him we were at capacity and that he would have to wait. He kept trying and I ended up pushing him to the floor. He was the owner. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I arrived at work at 8, and business was abnormally slow, but we assumed it would pick up. Few hours later, we had not had a single customer. As I walk out of the restaurant, I realize the open sign has been off all day. FML