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Today I read a post that said "Today, I read a post that said "Today I read a MLIA that said, "Today, I cut my finger. On a slice of pizza. I'm still confused. MLIA." and a reply that said "Don't worry. I broke my tooth. On a waffle. MLIA" Well I beat you both, I broke a braces bracket. Eating ice-cream. MLIA" This reminds me of a time when my friend said "I got a cut on the top of my mouth eating a bagel. We should start an 'unexplainable food incidents' club. MLIA." Well I would like to say that I have burnt myself on the chin. And the object that burned me...a macaroni noodle. The sad thing is I had a burn mark for 2 weeks. It was difficult to explain to people how my mark got there. And yes we should have a unexplainable food incedints club. MLIA
January 27, 2012, 4:30 pm GMT
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