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Today(well every time a bill collector calls), I always answer the phone in my happiest voice saying "Hello, County morgue you stab 'em we bag 'em." Ah im still waiting for it to be a real person and not a machine, but that doesn't make it any less fun. MLIA
January 27, 2012, 4:08 pm GMT
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