A week ago, my best friend was in a car crash and killed upon impact. She was an avid reader of this site, and would always talk about how she wished something "average" would happen to her. So this one's for you, Megan Louise Griffin. Thank you for being the best friend I could have ever hoped for, and even more. Wherever you are, I want you to know that we love you, babygirl. MLIA.
Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and proceeded to talk about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML