A week ago, my best friend was in a car crash and killed upon impact. She was an avid reader of this site, and would always talk about how she wished something "average" would happen to her. So this one's for you, Megan Louise Griffin. Thank you for being the best friend I could have ever hoped for, and even more. Wherever you are, I want you to know that we love you, babygirl. MLIA.

Posted February 5, 2011 on MLIA

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