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Nutella- the reason I buy bread. MLIA

i read a story earlier that said "I was in a store when i heard a phone go off, the owner was a little old lady, the ringtone was Bad to the Bone MLIA" evidently this person has seen my mother in a store, she was once mistaken for my grandmother, and has gotten funny looks when her ringtone Bad to the Bone goes off in public. including one child saying that it was really cool. Mine and My Mother's Lives Are Average

Today, I saw a spoon dispenser with a sign on it saying "Please Don`t Play With the Dispenser". I broke the rules. MLIA

Today I went on MysterySeeker to see what my mission was. it took me to Urban Dictionary. It had the definition for the word queef. nothing else. MLIA

Today, I went to WaWa and my total was $4.05. The cashier said "Your total today is four-hundred and five cents." I paid with a 500 cents bill. MLIA

Today I found a website that lets you poke Jell-o with your mouse. I'd say that was an hour well spent. MLIA

Today I met my daughter's boyfriend. He wears all black clothing, ripped up jeans, nail polish, piercings all over his face and a giant green mohawk. When I shook his hand and said nice to meet you, with a high pitched squeaky voice, he said "Nice to meet you too Sir." My mind was blown. My daughter is 6.

Today the power went out in my school. My english teacher who I thought has no sense of humor, told one of the other teachers still attempting to teach to give it up before the kids mutiny, tried to get us to sing Bohemian Rapsody in the hall and last but not least grabbed a yellow umbrella and did a lap around the second floor twirling it and skipping. New favorite teacher? I think so.

Today I was putting a sign on my door that said "keep out" because my brother is ten and always going into my room. He walked by and taped his own sign to his door that read "DUMBLE" I have found new respect for my brother. In fact he is genius. MLIA

Today my twin sister walked in on me while I was changing. She thought it was perfectly normal that I was singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan in my underwear. MLIA.

Today I decided to join this Google/Yahoo! war. But as a twist I decided to add Bing to it. I typed in "twilight is..." on all three searches. Yahoo! said "Twilight is bad" which is the best answer its ever said, but nothing compared to Google who said "Twilight makes a gay guy straight again." As for Bing, it said "Twilight is better then Harry Potter." I think I cried... No wonder Bing was never welcome in this war. Google'sLIA

Today, I spent my entire paycheck buying a brand new set of Harry Potter books and movies. I find this to be perfectly acceptable. MLIA :)

Today, I typed 'I hate it when...' and Google came up with 'I hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me.' Well played Google....Well played. MLIA

Today, I needed some alone time from all the MTV and rap my friends were listening to. What did I do? I went to my room, pulled up MLIA, and the Disney Channel on Pandora. Did I mention I'm a junior in college? MLIA

Today, while trying to access a playlist on my Youtube account something happened and an error message came up. It read: "500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. If you see them, show them this information:" then a bunch of random numbers and letters. Best error ever? I think so. MLIA

Today, I was with my parents in a mall parking lot. My mom exclaimed, "Look, a penny!" My dad then said, "I'm on it!" He proceeded to sprint for the penny even though a car was coming. He then went on about how shiny it was. MLIA.

Today I played the iPod shuffle game and asked it where Waldo was. The song that came up was "Here In Your Arms" by Hellogoodbye. I was holding a Waldo stuffed doll... MLIA

Today I read a post that said, "Today, I read the post, "Today, I saw a clock called the "The Civilized Butler Awakening Device." Every morning, it says something different in a British accent. The example given was " Good morning madam. I'm so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe that it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame." I want this clock. MLIA". I think i speak for all of us when i say, WHERE CAN YOU GET THIS? MLIA." You can buy it here: http://www.signals.com/signals/Shop-By-Theme_1AZ/View-All-Themed-Items_1AA/Item_The-Civilized-Butler-Awakening-Device_HF8172.html. You're welcome. MLIA

Today, while driving back from Wisconsin (I live in Ohio) me and my dad were having a conversation about when to stop to eat. At exactly the same time, we looked to the side of the highway and yelled "GIANT RUBBER DUCK!" Why, you ask? Because someone had a 3 foot tall rubber duck anchored in the center of a pond. MLIA

So today I was having a pretty bad day and I was at the mall with my best friend. At the book store we saw a guy in a penguin suit. My friend dragged me over to him cause she wanted to say hi.. She then proceeded to tell him that I was having a bad day and that he should dance to make me feel better. He then started to do an awkward dance which made my day. His(and ours)LIA

Today, while on a walk with my friend, we saw some picked fence against a tree with a large sign next to it that said 'free'. We both stopped and looked at each other to see if we had the same idea. We took the sign. MLIA

Today, I was talking to my friend at school about her ex-boyfriend, whose name she refused to say. I called him "You-know-who" and immediately a teacher came up to us and yelled "VOLDEMORT?!" Then he looked around him really freaked out and sprinted away. MLIA

When I was at the HP premiere, I saw a seventeen year old boy dressed as Dobby. He was wearing abnormally large fake ears and a plastic nose. But the best part was that he was wearing nothing but a short tan skirt and a strap. I admire this boy immensely. MLIA.