My family was having dinner, my sister and I were talking about Miley Cyrus. After a few minutes of her trying to reason why she liked her I simply stated, "We do NOT listen to slut whores in this house." She told my dad that I had "said a bad word" My dad looks at me and says "Yeah, you shouldn't say Miley Cyrus." I was talking to Cleverbot. I told him I was a girl, it said I didn't talk enough about twilight for him to believe that. Personally, I'm offended. I was trying to write on my grandpa's facebook page. So I went to type "grandpa" in the search box but nothing came up. Frustrated, I spent about five minutes typing his nicknames into it before I realized that he has a name Today, I ordered Chinese food and of course, I got a fortune cookie. While munching on the cookie I read the fortune, which said "Beware of cookies bearing fortunes" I'm not quite sure how to take this. I was on a conference call today at work. A coworker meant to say subtract, but instead said "add backwards". I laughed really hard into the phone. No one else did. Today, I was walking down a steep hill. I got distracted by a bus turning along the narrow road. I ended up walking into a sign. The sign said "Caution buses turning." I went to our local ice cream place and there was a sign for smoking. It said "No Smoking Please: If we catch you we'll assume you are on fire and we'll take appropriate actions." It's nice to know that they are looking out for us.